The weekend is here! A long holiday weekend that is...
I guess it's time to be patriotic but I gotta put our system in check for a minute over the new bill that just passed in the Senate giving the President full control over our internet access.
Dubbed as a defense mechanism for cyber terrorism, this bill violates our freedom of speech, access to information and impedes our communication with the rest of the world if executed. If there was a terrorist attack the last thing I would want is to be isolated in any way. Shutting down parts of the internet for me to view or inhibiting my access with others- No, thanks! I say we all learn how to throw a fit and make sure this bill doesn't pass.
On that note... I hope we can all have a festive weekend and be proud to be an American because of some of the amazing inventions that came out of our great country...
A huge thanks to:
Disposable Diapers- adding 3.4 million tons of shit to landfills every year
Radar Guns- Busted!
Magnetic Stripe Cards- ever since I got my "cute" leopard print Visa I've been in debt
TV dinners- I used to pray my mom would be too busy to cook me real food
Roller Blades- Helping men come out of the closet one stride at a time
Segways- So simple anyone can do it. Ooops
Thank the founding fathers and do a
STARS AND STRIPES
Build in small cocktail glass:
2/3 oz of Grenadine (first)
2/3 oz of Goldschlager
2/3 oz of Blue Curaco
joe liebermann behind that bill.. why am i not surprised? hes also sweetening the deal to companies that may be affected by the bill: the house would pick up the bill for any damages incurred by any outages! what about us though? and by us i include me... living in canada. hope they know how to make stars n stripes shots...
ReplyDeleteThe bill was approved by a committee but didn't actually pass in the senate yet did it? I hope not that bill needs a few adjustments before it should be allowed to pass.
ReplyDeleteyou think disposable diapers are great...wait til you find out about the Diaper Genie! sadly its the best thing going for me
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