One of my biggest bar customer pet peeves (I got thousands) has to be when they mouth a drink order instead of audibly ordering it. Just some gums gabbing and nothing coming out...
This scenario repeatedly occurs regardless of how loud it is in the bar or my proximity to the voiceless subject. It has no rhyme or reason. It is normally accompanied by a hand gesture- perhaps, to direct me to what container they would like this secret beverage served in.
I can not read lips. I doubt that many people can. Just say it!!! And I know what to serve it in.
Unfortunately I couldn't get away with just giving them the most disgusting disaster I could come up with... Or could I? Swear to god someone does that to me tonight they are getting a free (yipee!) one of these.
CEMENT MIXER
1/2 oz Baileys Irish Cream
1/2 oz Lime Juice
It is disgusting. Curdles in your mouth. ICK! Don't try at home or ever...
Lol. I love your humor. I hate it when ppl whisper in loud surrounding. I'm with you on that. I'm definitely going to do this to the next person that pisses me off.
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